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Official Kasuto.net Mascot
Yeah, I'm sure you're wondering "This site has a
mascot? Weird..." But don't think that. Anyone who knows me knows that I have a
sort of obsession with my dog Buffy. So I thought the best way to make her
famous was to make her the official mascot of my site. So, read forth if you
dare, to see the glory that is Buffy.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Also known as: Bufaroo, the
Buffinator, Buffalo Girl, Puppy Wuppy, Mommy's Little Baby, Dog, Buffers, and
Buffy Wuffy Woofums.
Now it's time to
see the pictures of the cutest little puppy in the whole world. Her face will
just melt your heart. Well, at least that's my opinion. She looks cute and
playful, but she tends to be really mean to strangers. Especially the mailman.
She's very territorial, but she's perfectly nice when she's not at home or in
is Buffy wondering what the heck that little box is on my face. My mom is
sitting to the right and the dog is looking at her for some kind of
advice. She never gets any.
she is right after the cushion fell on her. Once again, she's curious
about the camera.
is Buffy when she wants a belly rub. She likes belly rubs. When I give her
a belly rub she makes this really weird grunting noise that's like a dog
equivalent of purring.
is Buffy after she's been through her normal morning ritual: hunting for
dirty socks. Every single day, she rummages through the house and snatches
any sock (or as we call it, "sockie") that happens to be lying around.
She'll play with them for a while and show them off to us (she is always
very proud of her accomplishment) then she takes them under the bed, where
they won't be seen again for weeks. After we begin to notice that a whole
bunch of socks are missing, we go under the bed and get all the ones she
took under there. We usually find six or seven pairs.
Another shot of Buffy with a
sock. Sometimes she puts two or three in her mouth at the same time, but
this was a light day.
think I interrupted her nap for this one. She's probably thinking, "What
does he want now?"
just putting up with me for this one. This picture was taken on my
brother's disgusting bed.
she is pouting about something. Probably because she didn't get the
"bacon" I promised ("bacon" is the universal word for food).
she is giving me a cock-eyed look. I get that a lot.
mom is just out of the picture and she has some food. Buffy is trying to
talk us into giving her some.
Here she is trying to look cute
so she can get that food. You can see my mom's toes in the upper
Here is Buffy sitting in her
chair. I'm serious when I say her chair. This
is where she spends most of the day. Nobody else sits in this chair, just
Here is Buffy with her two
favorite stuffed animals, or "babies". The little brown one is a hedgehog
and the white one is a bunny. Sometimes she would put the bunny in her
mouth and just sit in the middle of the floor. If you walk up to her,
she'll let out a growl that turns into a whine. We call this her "baby
Here's the dog looking at my mom
while she's eating. The good thing about having a dog is never having to
pre-rinse plates before putting them in the dishwasher. We just set them
on the floor, she licks them, and we put them in the dishwasher (I'm
And here's buffy sitting
underneath a chair. She likes to spend a lot of time under things. Her two
favorite places are under the bed and under the couch, and she can barely
Yes, I even made an MP3 of my dog. It is a
recording of her begging for a piece of pepperoni. It is totally real and
completely unedited. If you listen closely, you can hear her say "mama" about 13
seconds into the recording. It's really funny, I guarantee it. Click here to download, 362 KB.
Believe it or
not, my dog has a very vast vocabulary. She can understand the meaning of many
everyday words. She's even bilingual, I'm teaching her the Spanish equivalents
of some words. Too bad she can't talk, but sometimes she thinks she can. I swear
that she is the only creature on the planet that can talk back without actually
making a sound.
Bacon: The first word she
learned. It's the universal word for food. For a while, I was worried that she
might have thought "bacon" was her name.
Tocino: The Spanish word for
"bacon". One day I was in the kitchen dangling a pice of cheese and I said
"Buffy, tocino!" She was on the couch sitting next to my mom and she gave me a
strange look. Then my mom said, "Buffy, that means bacon." She came running and
now she knows what it means.
Buffy: Well, duh. It's her
Dog, the dog: Yes, she's knows
what a dog is, and she's it. Whenever we say "dog" her ears go up and she looks
Mommy, mama: I'm sure you can
probably guess who this is referring to.
Bubba: What we call my brother. We say "Go get Bubba" and
she runs over to him,
Mailman: Her arch-enemy. If
she's hiding somewhere we can say "Buffy! It's the mailman!" and she comes
running like a bat out of hell.
Baby: What we call her stuffed
animals. She has about twenty, but she only plays with two.
Squirrel: The furry little
rodent that lives in trees. Whenever we say "squirrel" she looks up.
Mouse: Refers to any other
animal that runs along the ground. We had a mouse in our garage once and she
hunted it down and killed it. She would've eaten it if I hadn't made her spit it
Bye-bye: What she loves to do.
It means going for a ride in the car. "Wanna go bye-bye?"
Park: Her favorite place.
Usually used in conjunction with "bye-bye".
Molly: My uncle's evil,
hell-spawn cat. It growls at everything, yes I didn't think cats could growl
Pipi: The obnoxious chihuauhua
that used to live next door to us. It's only ability was barking. Whenever she
went outside, we would always say "Go get Pipi!"
Outside: Where she wants to go
whenver we don't want to let her out.
Sockie: Look above for a
picture of Buffy with a "sockie" in her mouth. She just likes to show them off.
It's so adorable when she has a sock in her mouth.
Lay down: What she has to do when she's bad
and tries to run off in the park. She usually